My Dear Wife

Bob Choi

17 March 2010

Three men were sitting at a bar. They had been drinking all evening and had obviously a bit too much to drink. They started talking in a manner typical of men under the influence of alcohol, and on a topic favored by men who were ¡§happily¡¨ married but would rather get drunk at a bar than to stay home: What¡¦s wrong with my dear wife?

First man: ¡§My dear wife is pretty and sexy and I love her dearly, but I just couldn¡¦t get into the mood with her no matter how hard I tried.¡¨

¡§What is wrong?¡¨ the other men asked.

¡§My wife is a nurse. All day long she gives injections to patients. Every time before we make love, she will say ¡V Drop your pants and turn around. It won¡¦t hurt unless you move!¡¨

Second man: ¡§My wife was my high school sweet heart and she is gorgeous, but she makes me feel so inadequate sometimes.¡¨

¡§How is that?¡¨ The other men asked.

¡§My wife drives a bus. Whenever we make love, she would scream ¡V Please keep moving! There¡¦s plenty of room inside!¡¨

Third man: ¡§Well, you guys are lucky. My wife teaches at kindergarten. Every time after we make love, she will say ¡V You did it wrong! Please pay attention! Now do it the right way, and repeat a hundred times!¡¨