Your
color of urine indicates your health
Bob Choi &
Others
10 January 2013
Bob
Choi: If
you can learn so much from the color of your urine (see attachment), imagine
how much more you can learn from its taste. Well, imagine no more my friends,
here are the important indicators:
If it tastes a bit
salty, you need to monitor your blood pressure and restrict your salt intake.
If it tastes a bit
sweet, you might have diabetes. Check your blood sugar level immediately!
If it tastes
"nothing", you have nothing to worry about, except (read the last
paragraph).
But most
importantly, if you actually taste your own urine, you need to have your brain
examined. You might be suffering from terminal Stupidity!
Peter Cheung: Bob, Some old Chinese drink urine from young
people. This is smart medicine or poor man's medicine. It has many tasteless
hormones which may be good for old people!
Bob
Choi: Hey
Peter, now that you mentioned it, I start to recall that when I was a little
boy, my mom used to sell my urine to many old people (mostly old men). I
wouldn't know if my urine was doing anything good to them, and my mom never
shared with me the money she made from selling MY VIRGIN URINE! But now there
is no doubt in my mind that in those days a lot of old men in my neigborhood
were walking around with MY HORMONES in their bodies...yeeeaaakkk!!!
Peter Cheung: I wish I knew this earlier!!! Lance Armstrong
C.C. Lin: Dr.
Peter, based on your good professional advice, we all should learn to drink the
urine of "HEALTHY" young people and ignore our Master Bob's
"UNHEALTHY" and possibly X-rated advice. Do we have to select from
healthy young male or female urine because it contains different hormones which
also changes with time?
Peter Cheung: CC, If your group can find a way to get rid
of the urea, I dont mind it from who!!!:)))
C.C.
Lin: Dr.
Peter, good advice, but I have to ask our Master Bob to conduct a professional
market research and cost analysis first.
Kay Mak: Peter, “Urine”,
Don’t say “ I don’t mind it from who”!!!!
Funny Story: My
friend picked up her Indonesian Helper from the agent immediately upon her
arrival. She did not trust the report from the agent so my friend asked the
helper to submit the urine sample to my friend direct and got the report which
was OK. Three months later, my friend found out that her helper got pregnant.
You know why ? Her helper(A) asked other fellow
helper(B) to give her the urine sample, reason being that, helper A knew that
she got
pregnant at home before
she made for HONG KONG!!!!!!!!!
KT Lai: Kay,
your friend (male, I suppose) should ask the new maid to
deliver the urine immediately without waiting the next day.
Then,
there must be a lot of readily available urine samples in the toilet.
Kay Mak: KT, my friend is a female. She collected the urine
sample in the agent office when she picked up her maid!
Attachment
Your color of urine indicates your health
資料提供者：KT
Lai
3
January 2013
To your good health - URINE COLOUR
INDICATORS
1. Yellow
Healthy urine goes from clear to pale yellow, dark yellow
to amber, says consultant urologist Tim Terry. This depends on hydration
levels, but if you're somewhere in the yellow team, you can breathe easy.
2. Green
Some antiseptics and anaesthetics give urine a green
tinge, says Terry.
This is thanks to methylene blue, a dye which kidneys
sometimes struggle with. Nothing too much to worry about
though.
3. Orange
This is a sign of liver dysfunction, warns Terry. If your
urine is this colour and you notice that your stools are white, it could be
obstructive jaundice. Put down that beer - it's GP
time.
4. Brown
Muddy-looking pee means kidney problems. This can be a
sign of serious renal disease, even a fistula, says Terry. That's when your
bowel leaks into your bladder. Taxi to hospital now.
5. Red
This is really bad. Blood in your urine can mean a
haemorrhage or cancer.
In anyone over 40 we assume it's
bladder cancer, unless proven otherwise, says Terry. Get yourself to the
doctor, quickly.
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