Why I am in favor of China going to war against Japan...

Bob Choi

14 September 2012

There are many reasons and any of them will be sufficient. Not in any particular order they are:

1. We still got old scores to settle: Nanjing massacre, "comfort women", AV girls who put our local sexy girls out of business...

2. They sold and bought Diayou Island (Chinese territory) without our consent. How ridiculous!

3. China has developed many advanced weapons of mass destruction. We need to field test them in actual battle, to make sure they will work.

4. Japanese speak poor English!

5. Japan was formerly part of China. As a matter of fact, modern-day Japanese are descendants of Chinese sent by the "Chun" Emperor to colonize the "island". It's time we took back this "island".

6. Japan allows US warships in its waters. This is an unfriendly act.

7. ....