Dialogue between Who and Why

Bob Choi

1 August 2012

The protest against the proposed civic education in Hong Kong is bothering the hell out of Who J.T (you know who!) He decided that he should have a talk with someone who is considered to be one smart cookie in Hong Kong... C. Why Leung. The following are highlights of their conversation. Warning: the mere act of reading the rest of this article will be construed as a threat to national security, a sign of disloyalty towards China and the ruling party.

Who: I will push for civic education ("Communist Party Handbook Designed for Non-communists) for Hong Kong regardless of the silly protest mounted by those ignorant parents and teachers who are no doubt secretly funded by the Democratic Party and the CIA. I am pretty sure Taiwan is behind this as well. To hell with them! We will roll out civic education even if we need to rely on the PLA.

Why: Sorry sir, I must have heard it wrong. Do you mean the PTA (Parent Teacher Association)?

Who: NO!! I said PLA, the People's Liberation Army!

Why: But don't you think that's a bit over-kill, sir? We don't want another June 4th on our hands!

Who: What do you mean "over-kill"? No one got killed on June 4th. That's the honest truth. People in Hong Kong have been brainwashed by the anti-coummunists. That's one reason why we must have civic education in Hong Kong, to repair the damaged brains of the people.

Why: But please sir, please listen to me. We don't want another June 4th. I have just taken office as the Chief Executive. This time the whole world will be watching, please!

Who: Alright, you have a point. We don't want another June 4th. We will just to make sure we send out the tanks on a date other than June 4th then.

Why: Ohhh...why? why me?