Hey, Mr. Potato Head!

Bob Choi

10 January 2012

 

Sleepwalking through every school,

You majored in playing fast and loose.

 

Thinking that you’re particularly smart,

Used your head when you should ask your heart.

 

Playing the hero strong and tough,

Only to bungle in matters of love.

 

Precious time you squandered away,

Saying: There’s always another day!

 

Not knowing how to relate to your dad,

Until years after he’s dead!

 

The day comes when you’re going to die,

Will you finally understand the meaning of life?

 

Now is the time you take a stand:

Would Mr. Potato Head please raise your hand?