Corpse of man trapped in chimney

Bob Choi

13 August 2011

The real truth behind this news: In Abbeville Louisiana, they found the remains of a man trapped in a narrow chimney for 27 years. They were able to identify the man with his DNA. His name was Sandy Clauwoski. This man was an old friend of mine. You all know him as "Santa Claus". Now you know why you haven't got any Christmas presents for the last 27 years!

Bob Reindeer