Laugh of the Day

Bob Choi

27 September 2012

Upon my death, I shall donate all my organs and everything in me to whoever need them, except for two items which I wish to keep on my trip:

1. My sexual organ: I had promised my wife that I would stay true to her even in death. If I let some other guy use my organ, it will be the same as if I break my promise. (Also I have heard that there is an over-supply of beautiful women in heaven. I should equip myself just in case this is true!)

2. My sense of humor: I will need that if I end up in hell!