Warning on to be a MI5 agent
Bob Choi
I read with great
interest Dr. Hon's article "To be a MI5 agent".
Just a word of
caution for you ladies: This MI6 ad and test might just be a trick to get
innocent girls like yourselves to enlist as undercover sex vixens for the
British Secret Service, to seduce men at important positions to come to
compromising positions; to infiltrate the sex-crazed officials of foreign
governments. If this is your cup of tea, FINNNNNE....but don't say
"Uncle Bob" didn't warn you!
My caution is not
entirely groundless. I too took the test and flunked! It must be cleverly designed to please only those beautiful women who
long for the adventures and excitement of being a spy and have the sexual
prowess to seduce and decimate their male targets...hmmm, poor Bernard, Julian
and Calvin, and...
I should stop
while I am ahead!