Another cautionary tale - General Petraus, ex CIA director (3)

 

Peter Wu & Others

26 November 2012

 

Bob Choi:         Many of you might have asked these questions: why the country's top brass fall for this woman Jill Kelley? What is so special about her? What secret weapons has she got that these powerful, intelligent men found impossible to resist?

 

You all know I am a man of high principles and strong integrity and would never make things up. I will not say the following if I am not 100% sure of it...

 

I know the secret weapons of Jill Kelley. I was browsing the photos of the subject individual which seemed to pop up every time I logged on yahoo. And there she was, in a photo where she's wearing a pink, tightly cladded dress, I discovered her secret weapons...

 

While my eyesight might no longer be 20/20, I am blessed with very keen eyes (and a vivid imagination to boot!)and I take pride in my knowledge in human anatomy and I swear I saw the unmistable outline of FOUR nipples under the pink dress!

 

So those are the secret weapons of Jill Kelley! No men whatsoever can resist the temptation of such extraordinary endowment. Please do not take my words for it. search for that photo and check it (them) out yourself. If you don't see four nipples, you must be suffering from visual impairment...or you forgot how to count...or you seriously lack imagination.

 

P.S: Dear CIA and FBI and Homeland Security, if you happen to read this and decide that it falls within the meaning of "harassing emails" and would like to talk to me about it, please feel free to contact me at my personal address at boobykelley@4peaks.com

 

 

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