Do we want a raging bull?
Peter Wu
My friend Charles
said,
"I telephone Mayor
Bloomberg just now, telling him that he has to extend an invitation to the
girls, Helena, Stella,
It was their magic
touch of the bull in 2008, the stock market performed very well in the last
three years. Go back to your archived e-mails, I predicted that the bull will have a wild run with
ladies' touch".
I am curious with
Charles's suggestion of getting our lady school friends to grope a certain body
part of the bull. With worries about the financial health of the
My questions are:
a.
Why
and how does arousing the bull by the ladies help the sagging stock market? My years of living in Kiwiland tell me an aroused, highly-excited bull
is a dangerous beast so why would we want to do that? We don’t want to be screwed, do we?
b.
What
bull? Is this the real bull or a phony one (as the bull in bull-shit)?
c.
If you
want to arouse the bull, where do you find it? I know
Look buddy, I am a
simpleton and have a natural aversion to arithmetic, math, credit, vehicles for
asset protection and all those high-flighty financial stuff. I am a bank office-boy who toils at a bank (ta making, toilet cleaning, running errands etc) and
that’s a million miles difference to a banker or people with legal expertise
who everyone looks up to.
I am grateful for
yours or somebody’s enlightenment to the questions above please.
I routinely rely
on the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen for my daily sustenance, and the 20-cent
hair cuts at the local Buddhist Charity Centre to help me keep body and soul
together.