Funny
English
Dr. Yuk-Ching Hon
Some
hilarious examples to demonstrate how hard it is to master English language!
In a
IT IS
FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
LADIES
ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors
office,
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry
cleaners,
DROP
YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the
main road to Mombassa, leaving
TAKE
NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
On a
poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU
AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a
City restaurant:
OPEN
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a
cemetery:
PERSONS
ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING ANY FLOWERS, ONLY FROM THEIR OWN
GUESTS
ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the
menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR
WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
THE
FLATTENING OF YOUR UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB
OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
YOU ARE
INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the
lobby of a
YOU ARE
WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS,
ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign
posted in
IT IS
STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR
Hotel,
BECAUSE
OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM,
IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
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for donkey rides,
WOULD
YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline
ticket office,
WE TAKE
YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A
laundry in
LADIES,
LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.