Three Bodies in the Mortuary

Peter Wu

2 September 2011

Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their

faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

" First body, Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress, hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

" Second body, Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning hence the smile..."

The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"

"Ah, " says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy,

Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then? " inquires the Inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture taken."