Santa won't be able to climb down my chimney next year...

Peter Wu

27 December 2012

When I was 61, I did ask Santa for a nubile young lady whose age is in reverse to my age.

Santa told me that if he were to do that, he will commit a felony in that he will be procuring an under-age girl for sex and marriage.

That will make him a persona non-grata in many countries thus jeopardising his job.

He told me to wait a couple of years, say when I turn 63, so whoever he procures for me is above board and legal.

Shortly before Xmas, I received a call from him apologising profusely that he had completely forgotten my request of yester-years but saying that he is now ready to procure a lady whose age is in reverse to mine -77.

I told him to get fucked, I am looking for a chick, not a grand-mother.

After I slammed down the phone, I got the brick-layer in to completely block up the chimney in my house.

I will also mount an anti-aircraft gun on my roof-top to shoot the bastard down if he dares to stray into my air-space next year.