Always get a second opinion
多打探第三意見
資料提供者：Sidddney Chen
2013年7月30 日
他因長期頭疼, 醫生說睪丸壓到神經需切除, 雖然他不願, 但還是去動了刀。出院後感到頭不再疼了 , 而且自認為還是可以過另一種新生活 (不再對女性感興趣了 )。於是為了放縱到洋服店買一條褲子。店內裁縫說 44號就可以。 他問何以見得 ?
裁縫說是六十年的經驗。 他穿上果然十分正確。 再選了一件襯衫,
裁縫馬上說 34吋袖, 16吋領。他又是驚訝地試穿合身。
最後他連內褲也要, 於是裁縫說 36 號。
他很得意地反駁 : 我從小就穿32號,這回你錯了。
裁縫納悶說 : 不可能呀 ? 32 褲是放不進44號長褲的, 這樣會壓到睪丸帶來頭疼。
西褲 : US$ 400
襯衫 : US$ 75
內褲 : US$ 10.00
尋求第二意見 : 無價
The doctor
said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it
will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press on
your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered
if he had
anything to live for.He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
hospital, he was
without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a
men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'
He entered
the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit'.
The elderly
tailor eyed him briefly and said,
'Let's
see... Size 44 long.'
Joe
laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in
the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried
on the suit it fit perfectly.
As Joe
admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought
for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The
salesman eyed Joe and said,
'Let's see,
34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was
surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in
the business 60 years.' the tailor said.
Joe tried
on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked
comfortably around the shop and
The
salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought
for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The
salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a
size 32
Since I was 18 years old.'
The
salesman shook his head,
'You can't
wear a size 32. A size 32 would press
Your
testicles up against the base of your spine and
Give you
one hell of a headache.'
New suit - $ 400.00
New shirt -
$ 75.00
New
underwear - $
10.00
Second
Opinion - PRICELESS