投 票 笑 話 Election joke

資料提供者：Sidddney Chen

2012年11月22日

An American said, "I vote in the morning, and by late afternoon I know

who will be our next President".

美國人說：“上午投票，下午我就知道誰是下屆美國總統了”。

The Chinese disdained, "We don't have to vote, and we all knew

who would be our next Chairman five years ago".

中國人不屑地說：“不用投票，我五年前就知道誰是下屆中國主席”。

The North Korean mocked : "Cheh! I already knew who would be our Chief

now when I was still a child".

朝鮮人笑了：“切！我小時候就知道誰是朝鮮下屆委員長了”，

The Japanese, so agitated, "Ganbade! We vote so frequently, but I am
still not sure who is our present Prime Minister".日本人悲摧：“坑爹！我經常投票，還不知道誰是現任首相"。