The
New Alphabet for SENIOR!
資料提供者:KT Lai
11 January 2013
New Alphabet
:
A is for apple, and B is for
boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age
before beauty is what we once said, But
let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now The Alphabet:
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and
decline,
E is for eyesight, can't
read that top line!
F is for farting and fluid
retention,
G is for gut droop, which
I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd
rather it low;
I for incisions with scars
you can show.
J is for joints, out of
socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack
when they bend.
L's for libido, what
happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget
what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves
way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that
don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have
quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal
or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal
turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights,
counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in
my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles
with flow;
V for vertigo, that's
'dizzy,' you know..
W for worry, now what's
going 'round?
X is for X
ray, and what might be found.
Yfor another year I'm left
here behind,
Z is for zest I still have--
in my mind!
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully
employed!
HAVE A GREAT DAY !
Have
a wonderful Day!