Management
Lesson: Sex in the office
資料提供者:KT Lai
14 December 2012
Sex in the Office |
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl
in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny
got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you
let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'll
be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished
by the time you pick it up. '
She thought for a
moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called
her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend
says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to
get his pants down.'
So she agrees and
accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45
minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She
responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
Management lesson:
Always
consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!