My Wife Won't Like It

資料提供者：Stella Tse

2013年10月31日

A story that might be…true :

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One day, while enjoying a round of golf with friends, I accidentally overturned my cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in an apartment on the golf course where we were living in Sarasota , heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay; what's your name?"

" It’s Bob, and I'm OK thanks," I replied.

"Bob, forget your troubles. Come to my apartment, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative cocktail, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

I said, "Under the cart!"

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A difficult problem to…resolve