YOU GOTTA KEEP THE MOTOR
RUNNING
老 年 產 子
資料提供者：Sidddney Chen
2013年1月28日
80 歲老翁娶一位 20 歲女郎，往後兩年都產一孩子，每年護士都問老翁如何辦到，老翁總是回答 : 必須保持引擎運轉，不能熄火。第三年再產時護士告知老翁 :必須換機油了，產下的孩子變黑皮膚了。
Old Motor!
The
marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the
town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth
of their first child.
The
attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman
and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'
The old
man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.
The
following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their
second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to
congratulate the old gentleman.
The old
man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running..'
A year
later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.
The same
nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again
approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something
else! How do you do it?'
The old
man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor
running.'
The
nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: 'Well, I guess it's time
to change the oil. This one's black.'
