Japlish

資料提供者:KT Lai

2013128

 

image001.gif 'JAPLISH'... JAPANESE ENGLISH

 

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1.            By the time you find the toilet, your pants would be wet!

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2.            Maybe in Japan , there are Males who are not 'Man'  (Since the males' toilet is known as "Male Man", the female toilets in Japan should therefore be  "Female Woman". So cool, eh?)

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3.            Bring your own tissue.... I think

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4.            Cheese Fair or 'Afraid of Cheese'

 

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5.            They can construct their own WATER.....

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6.   If you jump in the Elevator = Jail?

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7.    Japlish ‘L’ is substituted with 'R' ... and this is what happens!!!

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8.  They even have a room for this...

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9.  You will need a smoke after reading this...

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10. The best so far....

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11.      They even advertise their price hike...

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 12.     Their mags need refrigeration....

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13.    Appears to be 'SOLD OUT'....

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14.      Pray while listening to MP3... be pious!!!

 

14.      For real???!!!

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