Japlish
資料提供者:KT Lai
2013年1月28日
'JAPLISH'...
JAPANESE ENGLISH
1.
By the
time you find the toilet, your pants would be wet!
2.
Maybe in Japan , there are
Males who are not 'Man' (Since the
males' toilet is known as "Male Man", the female toilets in Japan
should therefore be "Female
Woman". So cool, eh?)
3.
Bring your own tissue.... I think
4.
Cheese Fair or 'Afraid of Cheese'
5.
They can construct their own WATER.....
6. If you jump in the
Elevator = Jail?
7. Japlish ‘L’ is
substituted with 'R' ... and this is what happens!!!
8. They even have a room for this...
9. You will need a smoke after reading
this...
10. The best so
far....
11. They even
advertise their price hike...
12. Their mags need refrigeration....
13. Appears to be 'SOLD OUT'....
14. Pray while
listening to MP3... be pious!!!
14. For real???!!!