阿聯酋空中巴士身先死

資料提供者：Sidddney Chen

2013年12月11日

出師未捷，這超豪華 A340-600 在驗收時，機長沒經驗，手冊也沒看，就把四個發動機開到最高馬力，不知道飛機空載時有多輕，進入張弓拔孥狀態。此時駕駛倉響起警報，因為煞車系統未釋放，會燒毀煞車。愚蠢的機長嫌吵把感應地面的設備關掉，飛機的電腦誤以為已在空中，於是把煞車釋放，此時飛機向前猛飛，如脫韁馬，慌亂的機長也一時不懂關引擎，A340便撞牆，完全沒航行過的兩億美元玩具報廢。

所以阿拉伯人還是註定要用駱駝。

This spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime.

The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.

Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly by the pilots (flaps/slats, etc...)

Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.

The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totalling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Because........

Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.

Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

One French Airbus: $200 million dollars

Untrained Arab Flight Crew: $300,000 Yearly Salary

Unread Operating Manual: $300

Aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins.

'PRICELESS!'

.. 'and, that's why

Allah

Gave them' ....

"CAMELS!"