JOKES!
資料提供者:KT Lai
4 January 2013
Bless her
little heart.....How sweet........
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.
She was sitting on her front step
smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't
help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big
joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and
eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How
old are you?"
"Forty," she replied.