Men & Women
資料提供者:KT Lai
2 October 2013
1. Women are
unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man.
After marriage she suspects him, and after death she
respects him.
2. There was
this guy who told his woman that he loved her so muchthat
he would go thru hell for her.
They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
3. A man
inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day, he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
4. When
a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either
the car is new or the wife.
5. It's
easy to tell if a man is married or not.
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside
him.
If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is
married.
6. A
man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
$100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can't keep
my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
7.
"What's the matter, you look depressed."
"I'm having trouble with my wife."
"What happened?"
"She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30
days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."
8. WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after
her....
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after
her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on
her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong
ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
9. MAN
At 20 - A
man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes
once a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and
cheap.
10. Marriage Humour
In the
beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.