The Hospital Bill
資料提供者:KT Lai
28 June 2013
A man suffered a serious heart attack
while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him
collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the
nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery...
He awakened from the surgery to find
himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to
his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him
how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health
insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No
health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money
in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the
bank."
Do you have a relative who could help
you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster
sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced
loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."