'I love you, sweetheart' 親 愛 的 我 愛 你
資料提供者：Sidddney Chen
一群太太在座談會討論對丈夫的愛時，講師叫大家發短訊給其丈夫 :
親愛的：我愛你.
A group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text:
'I love you, sweetheart'.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
然後大家交換手機看丈夫如何回應 :
Here are some of the replies.
1. Who is this? 是誰呀 ?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick? 孩子們的母親 , 你有病嗎 ?
3. I love you too. 我也愛你
4. What now? Did you crash the car again? 怎麼了, 你把車撞了 ?
5. I don't understand what you mean? 不懂你的意思
6. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time. 你又闖什麼禍了？這一次我不會原諒你
7. ?!? 是指我嗎 ?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 別拐彎了，你要多少錢？
9. Am I dreaming? 我在做夢嗎 ?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 告訴我這是發給誰的? 我要他死
11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of me. 我叫妳別喝酒了，如你厭倦了我我會離去
12. Whatever you want the answer is no! 不管你目的要什麼都不可以 !