CONDOM FACTORY BURNS DOWN IN U.S.

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2013年6月17日

Condom factory burns down in US

President Obama is awakened at 4am by the telephone.

It's his Junior Admin. Asst.

'Sorry to bother you at this hour Mr. President, but there is an emergency!!

I've just received word that the Condom factory in Montana has burned to the ground.

It is estimated that the entire Western US supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.'

"The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies....

We'll be ruined. We're going to have to ship some in from Mexico!"

"No wait ... bad idea! The Mexicans will have a field day on this one."

Junior Admin Asst: 'What about Canada ?'

President Obama: "I'll call PM Harper."

"I'll tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick.

That way they'll continue to respect the Americans. "

Three days later, a delighted Obama runs out to open the boxes that arrived at the Oval Office.

He finds five million condoms 10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured Red and White with a Maple Leaf

with small print on each one.......

MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: MEDIUM

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