Working
girl in Vegas
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2013年2月4日
Hooker
in Las Vegas
A
guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a
conversation and eventually asks the hooker,
"How
much do you charge?"
The
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
The
guy says,"$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that
kind of money!"
The
hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do
you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And
beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well,"
says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those..
And
I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
So
the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once..
I'll give it a try.."
They
retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every
bit of $500.
He
is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The
hooker replies, "$1,500."
"I
wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The
hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy.Do
you see that casino just across the street?
I
own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth
every cent of $1,500."
The
guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the
new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up."
Ten
minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely
believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.He
decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience.
He
asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"The hooker says,
"Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see
how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us:
All
those beautiful lights, gambling palaces & shows?"
"Damn!"
the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No,"
the hooker replies, "but I would... if I had a pussy."