Terrific Japanese Hotel Service
資料提供者:KT Lai
25 July 2013
Japanese Hotel Service
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in
Tokyo , Japan .Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he
called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
“'I'm afraid not, sir,” the clerk told him
apologetically, “but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that
should serve your purposes.”
Skeptical’ but intrigued, the salesman located the
machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman
pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which
reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
‘Manicures; $20.00’.
“Why not?” thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted his hands into the slot and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, “This Machine
Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives: 50 Cents.” The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped
his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When
the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a
shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fiftee
seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw
his tender unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.