$7.00
Sex- Tax free?
資料提供者:KT Lai
31 December 2012
An
Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The
man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The
doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When
the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse.'
He
thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he
says good bye.
The
next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This
happens several weeks in a row.
Finally,
after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'
The
man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's
married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm
married; and we can't go to my house.
The
Holiday Inn charges $98.
The
Hilton charges $139.
We
do it here for $50, and
Medicare
pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7. Care to pay to watch?'