看香港新聞時常都看到匪夷所思的電騙案, 被騙的人損失不是三幾萬, 有些人是以千萬計, 手法萬變不離其宗, 主要是靠嚇, 其次就是利誘。以前講過有印度口音的人打電話來不只一次, 聲稱是Window的Security Department打來, 說我的電腦被入侵, 一聽便知想我跟從指令按電腦鍵盤, 然後就hijack了電腦, 要付贖金才可再開機。標少騙子見得多, 對這種情況怎會上當, 很多時收了綫就算。有時就盤問致電者一兩句, 喂你點知我個電腦被入侵, 那些茂里當然答不到。有時就乘機玩下。Thank you for calling. Could you fix my door as well? 條友一頭霧水, 唔知我噏乜。  You said there is problem with my Window. Actually, there is problem with my door as well. Could you fix it too? 這一次輪到佢收綫。這一兩年已沒有收這種電話了。

最近又有新猷。電話響, 顯示private number打來, 又是印度英文。You were involved in a traffic accident last year. 我一句No就收了綫。兩星期前, 有條友自稱甚麼律師樓打來, 又指我涉及交通意外, 所謂我其實是According to our record, a person at this number was involved in a traffic accident last year。有些人可能聽到律師樓就認真起來。我問Are you serious? 條友答I am serious. 我就不用客氣來句 Fxxx off. 今天又一個電話, 可惜是老伴接的, 下一次我就會玩多幾句。I am very sorry mate. I killed your entire family. May them rest in peace. 咁黑心! 對付騙子, 使乜客氣。這些電話想騙甚麼呢? 不外是個人資料, 通常都說有錢賠給你, 給你一些甜頭, 人起了貪念就容易上當。不知在其他國家有沒有這類電話。

講起這些電話, 我就想起在香港工作時, 有一日回到辦工室, 看到電話錄音。吓! 大耳窿留言, 留低個電話, 無話搵邊個, 咁斗膽! 我於是打電話去問點解會打嚟衙門, 條友好寸嘴, 我同佢講, 我唔知點解你打我個電話, 我畀一次機會你, 我再收到呢啲電話, 就會有重案組上你度execute 張 search warrant, 到時你就學識謙卑。自此就無再收到這電話了。