丈夫週四致電太太, 說老闆請他到湖邊釣魚渡週末, 四點便出發. 這是丈夫期待已久的搏取升職機會, 所以叫太太把車庫的漁竿找出來, 並準備三天的換洗衣服, 包括那一套很久沒用的絲綢睡衣, 太太感奇怪, 但沒放心上 . 於是丈夫回家取了便直驅車遠去. 三天後歸來顯得疲倦, 所以太太問釣到多少魚 ?  丈夫連忙回答品種還不少 , 但反問妻為何沒把絲睡衣送上 ?  妻一副茫然的表情道 : 有呀 ! 在漁具箱裡呀 ?!

A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend, and we'll be staying at a lodge near a river. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office, and I'll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas and robe. The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike; but why didn't you pack my silk pajamas and robe like I asked you to do?” You'll love the answer below. The wife replied, "I did, they're in your tackle box!" MORAL: Never, Never, Never, try to outsmart a woman!!!