In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position..

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

A third glass.

 ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was  astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The  alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in  the third month.

And if you don't give me the job, I'll name  the father!"

THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !  

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…

And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

 
In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli)

- bacteria Found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop…

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification

process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable

information: I'm doing it as a public service!