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尖沙咀總行 : 2569 2192
太古城華山分行 : 2569 1339
沙田第一城專責組 : 2647 1838
沙田銀禧分行 : 2636 1380
太古城明宮分行 : 2560 3738
杏花邨專責組 : 2898 0007
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Beautiful Children, Taxi Drive
KT Lai
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2014年6月10日
This is one of the best and funniest !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I saw her standing there and
I told her she had three beautiful children.
She didn't have to get
all pissed off and threaten me with Islamic Jihad.
 
It was an honest mistake.
 
 
 
 
Taxi driver.........
 
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi.
 
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
 
"Mum," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?"
 
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work", she replied.
 
The taxi driver turns round and said, "Geez, lady, why don't you tell him the truth?
 
"They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
 
The little boy's eyes got wide and he said, "Is that true, Mum?"
 
His mother, glaring hard at the taxi driver, answered stiffly, "Yes."
 
After a few minutes, the child asked, "Mum, what happens to their babies?"
 
Said she, "Most of them become taxi drivers!"
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