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Israeli Border Control Against Explosives
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| Sidddney Chen |
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| 2014年7月14日 |
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以色列發明的炸彈偵辦器不會侵犯隱私,如果有炸彈, 當場就在防彈室用無線電內引爆, 接著宣佈該航班有一個乘客位多出可轉讓.
旁觀者目瞪口呆的之際, 清潔工會來清理防彈室 .
(開玩笑,難道不想留活口追捕同謀 ?)
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on Flight 670 to London."
"Maintenance, clean up at Gate 2, please..."
