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尖沙咀總行 : 2569 2192
太古城華山分行 : 2569 1339
沙田第一城專責組 : 2647 1838
沙田銀禧分行 : 2636 1380
太古城明宮分行 : 2560 3738
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Tarzan & Jane
K.T Lai
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2014年12月18日
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how He had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
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