For those of us who like our "bling"

Pasquale died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Angelina turned to her

oldest and dearest friend.

"Ah well, Pasquale would be pleased," she said.

"You're right," replied Maria, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.

"So go on, how much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Angelina. "Forty thousand."

"Aw No!" Maria exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?!!!"

Angelina answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church.

The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the

Memorial Stone."

Maria computed quickly.

"Mama Mia !!! For the love of God Angelina, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone?

How big is it?"

丈夫的遺囑預留美金四萬做葬禮用,來賓離開喪禮時,夫人的好朋友忍不住問這豪華喪禮花了多少.

夫人說一共四萬,其中捐給教會500,喪禮本身6500,禮後的西點酒水另500.

好友心算一下,急問還有32500呢?

夫人道買了一塊紀念石.友人驚呼這麼貴的紀念石(碑)一定很大.夫人給她瞧有多大.........