房客問前台，房間窗戶打不開，剛與太太吵架，太太要跳出窗外。

前台回答這是客人私下問題，不介入。

房客氣壞說：聽清楚，窗不能開是維護問題！

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?”

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window.”

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter.”

The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open...and that's a maintenance matter."